shomp
to quickly insert one’s p-n-s into another’s -n-s and pull it out and act as if nothing happened
me: so this is my old shomping grounds. shomped there, shomped there…..huh, i ain’t shomped there.
you: what where i’m standing?
me: shomp! still got it.
a quick interrupt used to disrupt someone mid sentence. shouting shomp is commonly used when you don’t agree with what someone is saying saying or you do not care to listen a minute longer.
this is commonly used in the military in the voice of a drill instructor or someone chanting a cadence.
jason: “dude turn the video game off, the football game is abou-”
doug: “shomp”
jason: “seriously man turn the xbox off so we ca-”
doug: “shomp!”
jason: “whatever then i am leaving to go watch the game somewhere else”
shomps is the definition of sh-t! but a replacment…
say if you were talking to a 3 yr old, and you stood on a plug… instead of saying “oh shir!” you’d say “oh shomps!”
jazzyb: you remember the concerts on tonight, right?
hannah: oh shomps!
1. a form of shut up
2. let someone know you disagree with them
scott: hey wanna go…
jay: shomp
scott: c’mon…
jay: shomp
scott: ja..
jay: shomp
used as a descriptive term for things that aren’t as good as they should be, or could be.
1. well that’s shomp.
2. d-mn, she’s h-lla shompfaced.
3. this dinner is basically shomp.
excitedly agreeing to something
this word is commonly used in the real nor-cal by the so called “gangsters” of small towns
jon: we drinking tonight?
jimmy: shomp!
to bite into hungrily, but not ferociously. a chomp but less urgent.
1. i shomped into my cheeseburger.
2. she bit into her ice cream with a shomp.
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