shoe phone


original cell phone – get smart’s maxwell smart had a shoe phone. hence shoe phone
leaving the house now, call me on my shoe phone.
a phone that you wear on your feet.
once, the phone rang, but it was only my shoe
noun that describes one’s lack of a cellphone & needs to use a land line.
maureen: “hey, tracey wants to get a hold of you. what do i tell her?”

me: “yeah, well tell her i’ll call her from my shoe phone.”
shoe phone is the termination of a cellular phone.
melissa-”give me a dubble jangle on my shoe phone”
jordan-” o oh ok shawty…the big bad shoe phone…i’m lovin’ it!”
melissa-”ba da ba ba ba….haha talk to ya then tall-y…my hard-core throat sliting friend.”
(please remember jord has ids (see ids) be nice to him)

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