Shoe Pimp
someone (usually a girl) who wh-r-s out their shoes. they have let so many people use their shoes that they aren’t even sure how many they have been with. usually not wh-r-d out for money, but traded for favors or other articles of clothing.
“i asked monica if i could borrow her pair of purple heels but she was such a shoe pimp about it and i have to wash her car tomorrow”
“kristyn was being a shoe pimp today, now i have her flats but she took my favorite sweater.
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