shoebread


usually found in conjunction with cankles, shoebread is a condition in which the top of someone’s (usually a woman’s) fat foot spills out of the top of their shoe (usually a few-sizes-too-small pump), creating an effect looking much like the top of a loaf of bread. hence the term ‘shoebread’.
g-d d-mn, did you see that woman’s m-ssive shoebread? those pumps had to be at least 2 sizes too small.

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