shoeeewtfml
a term used when one encounters insanely bizzare situations. “shoeeewtfml” is a word used when someone simply cannot think of any possible logic or words for the insanity of the situation that he or she is in. (the number of e’s in this word may vary.)
vincenzo: “wow…i’ve liked her for 64576889 years and now she’s involved with this man who is 100 years older than us! shoeeewtfml.”
andrea: “wow i just got rejected by the man of my dreams for an asian girl. shoeeewtfml!”
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