Shoelace Bears


the tiny bears that sneak up when you’re not paying attention and untie your shoes.

ever wonder why your shoelaces are untied when you stand up form the sofa, or why you trip up for no reason only to notice an untied shoe? and you know they were tied up proper good all but a moment ago. yep. you got it. darned shoelace bears again.
hot dang, those be some wild pesky shoelace bears!

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