shoelace frenzy super fun party team
the single most extreme death metal band of all time. demonic to the point where if you even hear them play live a giant gaping hole will form in the ground and take all the listeners to eternally suffer in the pits of h-ll. with white ice on the guitar and solomon edibeesee as the lead vocalist (and many other useless band members who arn’t near as demonic), shoelace frenzy super fun party team has managed to create many fan favorites such as “the smelter this metal”, “chocolat monopoly”, “eastern death smash”, “chamberling”, and “tiger fetus pipe”, which are all so devistatingly extreme that even muttering the lyrics could turn you into a flesh eating h-ll angel.
i once decided to listen to a shoelace frenzy super fun party team and woke up the next morning in h-ll being -n-ly raped by lawnmowers.
white ice pretty much has it, with songs like “citroslip copywrite” and “narcalepsy” they have managed to literally raise h-ll and are forced to play in the deepest,most deserted “h-ll barrens” on the earth. with guitar solo’s that make you shed your clothes and castrate yourself and vocals hideously possesed by lucifer himself shoelace frenzy super fun party team are the true representatives of h-ll and beyond.
shoelace frenzy super fun party team control my mortal soul with a demonic dictatorship.
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