shoemaker


lazy, sloppy, incompetent cooks who frequently use short cuts as a subst-tute for hard-work and skill. shoemakers are rarely capable of cleaning up after themselves, frequently earning the enmity and contempt of the dishwashers. always check a shoemaker’s garbage bin to see what salable product has been misused, wasted, and hidden to avoid censure.
were you going to season that? don’t be a shoemaker.
a person who does something half–ss. they do not put effort into their work therefore it lacks workmanship. also can be a lazy person.
that shoemaker sprayed cologne in his fridge to cover up the smell of rotten turkey.
to screw your co-workers over constantly to stab someone in the back, to drag your -ss at work all night so your co workers have to pick up your slack, to be hated by everyone on the 3rd shift.
i got shoemakered at work last night by a foul smelling barbarian.
someone who is bad at whatever they are attempting to do and should be making shoes instead.
look at that skier, he cant even make is down the hill. what a shoemaker.
chef/pro kitchen term. someone who just putters around and is useless in the kitchen.
the new cook is a shoemaker. he doesn’t even know how to make chicken stock
a gay dude, typically so flaming that he is obnoxious & annoying or just funny to observe.
why did we go to this restaurant? it’s crawling with shoemakers.

look at that shoemaker over there in the fur vest & white leather shoes.

that dude’s outfit is ridiculous. what a friggin’ shoemaker!

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