shoemo


abbreviated version of shoemos-xual. see shoemos-xual.
one who is not gay, but wears nice shoes so often that he may be confused for a h-m-s-xual.
akin to what h-m- is to h-m-s-xual.
hey man… that guy is wearing prada shoes… what a f-g! “i’m not gay! i’m just a shoemo!”

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