shoes

houses for your feet.
hey, where do your feet live?

in my shoes, what, you been chiefing?
a video on youtube featuring the comedian liam sullivan. most people either hate or love it but it is definitely getting its five minutes of fame. common catchphrases include betch and deck.
“‘shoes, ohmygod, shoes!'”
not a sock.
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“hey man, that’s a radical pair of shoes you got there. they ain’t being no socks are they?”
“‘course not, they is shoes blud.”
something you throw at bush. then he pretends to be calm and cool about the situation.
an iraqi reporter takes off his shoe and throws it at bush. then proceeds to take off his other shoe to throw it at bush again. therefore throwing two shoes. the secret service failed at taking down this iraqi reporter quickly.
an superior iraqi weapon, only used 2 times yet. deals double damage against americans.

shoe is also used for protecting feet and walking. there are many versions of shoe: boot, sandal, sneaker, flip-flop etc. shoes always come in pairs.
2 shoes thrown at president bush during press conference in iraq.

now shoes are 20% cheaper!
the rims/tires of a vehicle.
“click the shoes on that hummer!”
a complex amalgamation of fabric and rubber in which to protect your feet from tiny stones and nails that may just happen to be lying on the ground.

much better than sandals.
wearing shoes makes you l-stful to the opposite s-x.

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