Shoes come in pairs
what you say to one dumb f-cking moron. when someone says something so idiotic, moronic or r-t-rded that you have to remind them that shoes come in pairs.
jeff: i think vulcanize society
me: shut the h-ll up, shoes come in pairs
jeff: derr! i’m so stupid
me: yeah, you are.
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an alcoholic beverage that is a mixture of mountain dew, orange juice and vodka. the mixture can be in whatever proportions the preparer or drinker wish, but is usually 1/3 dew, 1/3 orange juice, and 1/3 vodka. man, this dewdriver is good, i can’t even taste the alcohol! ice, 2 shots of vodka, and mountain […]
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