shoit


when you are in a position where you do not have the proper tools or equiptment to accomplish a task or job.
after taking a dump i realized i was in a shoit because i was out of toilet paper.
ghetto term for sh-t; someone who thinks they have swag is considered to be this; when you think your better than everyone else; if youre white, you wouldnt know
wow look at erin…she thinks shes the shoit.

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