shomi


a man who is obsessed with himself, and works out at least once a day. he is gorgeous!!! some say that the “shomi” species are half gay.
“d-mn look at that s-xy hunk working out over there. it looks like he’s checking out that guy’s -ss, but he’s also staring at that girl”

“he must be a shomi.”

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