very beautiful face, eye’s that one can gaze into for hours, exceedingly cute, both on the inside and the outside and a smile that will make any guy’s day better.
as sweet as sugar and as cute as a puppy.
although unhealthy at youth, the man in her life will try and change that.
the one to love and cherish, hug and kiss, protect and love.
she may find it will take time to find the right guy, but shouldn’t look too hard he may be surprisingly close.
hey man, why don’t you try and get with that girl!
she’s not shompa…
- slap bet
a bet where no money or property is involved, and the prize for losing is getting to slap the loser across the face. excellent for bets of extreme importance. a slap bet is often monitored by a slap bet commissioner, that regulates the rules of said bet. “joe cried after he lost his slap bet” […]
- Kraft Disease
1. when ones c-ck is bent at an angle. 2. when one can m-st-rb-t- and have s-x with his belly b-tton at same time. as kris was getting licked by courtland, he couldnt help but laugh at his kraft disease. she was directed away from the stinky mexican only to notice his kraft disease.
one of the best cereals to be produced in the universe. crunchy wheat exterior; creamy chocolate interior. no mortal can resist krave’s delicious glory. tom: have you heard of that new krave cereal kellogg’s is selling now? tim: oh yeah dude, it’s legit. i’m addicted to the stuff! tom: holy cr-p, same here! -high five- […]
(n) fat head. as in an largely obese head. you are such a fead; get your fead away from me.
- shutter shades
style of sungl-sses, or stunna shades, made popular by rapper, kanye west. metal (sometimes plastic) gl-sses complete with slits cut out horizontally; not unlike window shades or “shutters”, but do not actually have any gl-ss or translucent plastic for lenses. origin could possibly be derived from eskimo sungl-sses used by whale hunters. also, could possibly […]