Shonked
adj: the state of being after having a good time. you have drank to your full capacity and/or reached the apex of your high. one long island too many? an extra painkiller after your wisdom teeth get pulled? someone slipped you a wizard gr-ss brownie? shonked! being shonked always makes for an amazing night but more often than not, a horrible morning
key features of a person being shonked include, but are not limited to; blood shot eyes, walking aimlessly, the ability to sleep anywhere under any circ-mstances and the inability to put together meaningful sentences.
after those 6 tall boyz and a couple bong rips mike was so shonked he couldnt even move! so we took his picture and posted it on shonked.com!
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