Shoo shoo retarded flu
what you sat according to the howard stern show if the flu calls you up on the phone, so you don’t get it, and instead, it dies.
the flu called beth o but luckily artie lange grabbed the phone and said “shoo shoo r-t-rded flu” and the flu went far away.
that’s great, but what was artie doing with beth o anyways?
um…er…uh…well….preventing her from getting the flu, and you should be d-mn well grateful for that!
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