shoom shoom


after you work out and look swole as h-ll, you get on your knees in front of the toilet and slam the lid on yo d-ck until it looks equally, if not more than, swole as you do. then, as you have s-xy times with your boo, you shake your d-ck in every direction like stirring b-tter, while going back and forth, all the while, saying “shoom, shoom, shoom.”
hey bae, you look dapper! wanna go shoom shoom behind that arby’s!?

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