shoom
-exclamation.
an onomatopoeia used to signify that the person saying it does not understand something that is being said.
it is the sound made when information flies past the person’s brain or comprehension.
when used in texts, it is used in between asterisks like so: *shoom*
also, often accompanied by a “crossed-arms” arm motion in front of chest
paul: the glutton levels in the formulaic reaction are quite the conundrum!
larry: *shoom*
means “noise” in ukrainian – шум, cyrillic
a: hey, did you hear that?
b: nah, it’s just a shoom from the traffic.
the feeling when you first realise the e you took is working. the word refers to the sudden surge of xtc starting to work, in -n-logy to e.g. a car shooming past. there was a legendary club in london durring “the summer of love” (1988) called shoom, after the meaning described above
that e’s starting to work, i can feel the shoom.
accelerate at fast speeds. or just going fast.
charles shoomed down the hill and hit a kitty.
the process of using anything from two fingers to a piece of wood to finger a fully-clothed persons b-m whislt simultainiously saying the word “shoom”.
“i shoomed you good”
similar to the shoop except wiping the face not the inside of mouth.no oral penetration hokay
“goddamit matt you f-cking shoomed me with man paste d-ckwad”
to gtfo there, quick! can replace any verb in any situation.
i walked in on my parents getting it on, i had to shoom, bro!
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