the name given to a friend when their name is spelt differently *incorrectly* from the common spelling of the name.
aidan is such a shoonag, who spells aidan with an a?
back the f-ck off b-tch when elliot planed a date with lauren. elliot’s girlfriend, abbey, snapchated lauren with the caption,”btfob.”
- katlyn abigayle
katlyn abig-yle is the most beautiful girl in the word, she’s so sweet , a great friend and if your her boyfriend your the luckiest person of all. she’s a great friend and will be there when you need her. get yourself a katlyn abig-yle! why cant i be like katlyn abig-yle?
- burpus magnus
a loud, long -ss burp. gerry: what the f-ck was that? loudest longest f-ckin burp i have ever heard. what did you eat? a groundhog? kdubbs: that was a burpus magnus courtesy of a dozen doughnuts. eat it sc-mbag!
lacrones are short, blonde, and fat, typically with a baldspot. “cartman from south park is a lacrone.”
- aspirin math
when you hire a last-minute tutor to ease the mathematical pain of your child who is struggling with the most disliked subject in school. mrs. smith decided to prescribe some aspirin math for her son after he told her that he’s not too sure whether he’d even get a p-ssing grade for his coming math […]