shoot the pier


(surfing term): to maneuver one’s surfboard in such a manner as to attempt to p-ss with safety between the supporting pilings of a pier; either “head on”, meaning to p-ss directly under the entire pier from its oceanside terminus to the beach; or “side on”, meaning to p-ss from one side of the pier to the other at an angle oblique to the sh-r-line prior to reaching the beach.
“gary said he was going to try and shoot the pier on his longboard, but we talked him out of it.”

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