Shoot Yourself in the Dick
the act of c-ckblocking yourself through talking to much, saying the wrong things, acting really creepy, etc., effectively negating any s-xual attraction anyone might have had towards you. (akin to shoot yourself in the foot) the likelihood of shooting yourself in the d-ck is in direct correlation with the amount of alcohol you consume.
person a: wow, i thought shreyas was kind of cute, but he keeps texting me about how i’m basically the personification of all his fetishes.
person b: holy cr-p, that’s so creepy. way to shoot yourself in the d-ck.
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