Shootin the moose


the ultimate phrase that can be used to make any conversation sound dirtier than it really is.
tom: so i went out to the club last night and got some tail
linda: yeah right, you were probably home shootin the moose.

jim: so bill, i saw you leave with cindy last night.
bill: yeah, we went to my place and shot the moose.

haley: lady gaga is so grody!
jason: no! everytime i see her i shoot the moose!

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