shooting the gap
during the act of defecation, as stool leaves the body flush simultaneously to suck the stool down in one fluid motion to expose maximum smell control
a: “yo dude i gotta deuce”
b: “ah man me too, can you shoot the gap so i can go right after?”p–p stool defecation smell
shooting the gap
verb;
shooting the gap refers to when one has the beegees and is sitting on the toilet releasing a m-ssive amount of watery feces then suddenly they have to barf so they must “shoot the gap” between their privates and the bowl.
after a long night of burritos and liquor kevin ran to the sh-tter and ended up shooting the gap. he barf all over his b-lls
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