shooting your gun


the act of masturbating. just another name. when you have shot your gun, you have m-st-rb-t-d. one can use cod perks to further describe their experience, like steady aim, extreme conditioning, or -ss-ssin.
-“yo bro, where were you last night, i didn’t see you at the party. were you shooting your gun??”
-“yo sorry man i was shooting my gun using extreme conditioning last night to pictures of kate upton.”
-“oh don’t worry about it man, everyone does it.”

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