Shop Zombie


the annoying people who wander around shops, dazed, stupid and going in no particular direction. often found in groups of aisle salmon.

shop zombies are particularly pr-ne to stepping out in front of you in a supermarket or standing in front of what you want to look at.
i couldn’t find what i wanted, a shop zombie was standing in front of the display.

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