sock newborn


when you take a newborn baby fresh out of the womb and stuff it in a tube sock. then, you proceed to slam the sock onto a hard surface such as a countertop or a wall. results may vary.
–“dude, i was at your brother’s birth. your mom made a sock newborn out of him him on a sink.”
–“coo.”

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