shop


to alter a picture with photoshop or paint shop pro, normally in a ridiculous way and adding internet characters and a catchy line.
hey, take this pic and shop it into c-ckmongler.

this picture has been clearly shopped.
1. what a drug dealer metaphorically open’s up every morning when he get’s his first phone call.

2. the place the police take you when they close down your ‘shop’.
1. dealers friend: “you should ‘shut up shop’ for a few days and come snowboarding with me.”
dealer: “sorry man, bizznaz is bizznaz. can’t leave my client’s hanging.”
dealers friend: “just get someone to take over the ‘shop’ for you.”
dealer: “man my ‘shop’ is too hard an operation for anyone else to handle.”

2. “man i got taken down to the ‘cop shop’ for questioning. they’re onto me.
verb. slang for photoshopping. to produce a forged image that appears to be a real photograph by using photoshop or similar image-editing software. typically used to refer to the creation of a “celebrity fake”, where a celebrity’s picture is modified to appear naked and/or engaging in s-xual/embarrasing behavior.
“did you see that picture of paris hilton eating a banana? somebody should shop that!”

“sarah palin got shopped – they put her head on a rifle-shooting bikini babe.”
to thoroughly beat some one down.
he totally went shop on him
to resell the products of a legitimately obtained prescription medication
yeah, he got some 5/500 percs after he got his wisdom teeth out but he never needed them so he’s shopping them.
a store featured in the simpsons. kent brockman was covering the grand opening of the store. the style of the store appears to be a big-box retailer with a foreign-sounding name, similar to ikea or jysk.
mary went to shøp to buy blankets, pillows, and linens for the new bedroom.
to open up a ghetto style drug store on the corner of the block to satisfy the crack and c-ke heads and make your pockets fat!
“yo its 5 in the morning time to get showered and hit the block and open up shop”

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