shopping trance
when a woman gets so enamored with sales and shopping, she’ll block out everything else unless she’s snapped out of it.
man: honey, we gotta go, my cousin’s baby’s due.
woman: hold on! there’s a bargain at sears!
man: …d-mn shopping trance…
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