Shopping Vulture


a person (usually a female) that goes to some type of clothing or department store and walks around looking for things they like. after they find something they like they leave and wait until it goes on clearance, much like a vulture waiting for its chance to feast on a rotting carc-ss.
“she’s been here for almost two hours, is she gonna buy anything?!”

“no, not today. she’s a shopping vulture

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