shore hardness
when your d-ck gets hard while you’re at the beach.
when a man gets an erection while at the beach. typically while wearing swim trunks.
“hey man come look at the crab i found.”
“can’t dude, i got sh-r- hardness.”
“oh, yeah i saw that milf walk by too.”
“how do you keep from getting sh-r- hardness when you go to those nude beaches?”
“easy, i just jack off before.”
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