shoredouche
a typical sh-r-ditch (in east london, uk) twit.
one of them trendies that’d strap a meercat to their head if they were told it was cool by vice magazine or noel fielding or the like… though noel fielding has lost his touch a bit
not everyone in sh-r-ditch is a sh-r-douche… but a fair chunk of em are
can be used in an amiable teasing manner of course… its just a shame ‘douche’ is such a tw-ttish word…
“f-ck a duck! check out the sh-r-douche over there, he has a small rodent tied to each ear and he’s riding a bike fit for a toddler. would you look at that; his knees are so high up he’s at risk of causing himself a concussion”
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