Shoreview Minnesota
boring. sh-r-view is a boring town of boringness. it takes ten minutes plus just to get to the freeway-and in order to go anywhere you have to get to the freeway since there is nothing in sh-r-view.
sh-r-view minnesota resident #1:let’s go out to eat.
sh-r-view resident #2: road trip!!
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