short arse twat
a person that is shorter than the average male for his era and has an att-tude because of his stunted growth. any human male under 5’9″ is cl-ssed as a ‘short–rs-‘. only when they have the related att-tude problem (otherwise known as ‘short-man-syndrome’) can they cl-ss themselves as a short–rs–tw-t.
most short–rs–tw-ts normally try to ‘big up’ their actions, have loud unbearable ringtones and pretend to know it all in a bid to get themselves noticed.
barry: “this guy came up to me the other day and said he had pulled 3 girls the night before and sh-gged them all throughout the night.”
paul: “do you believe him?”
barry: “not really.”
paul: “was he short?”
barry: “yes he was”
paul: “don’t worry about it, the ‘short -rs- tw-t’ would have been lying to impress you.
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