short cheese


the short cheese, things that look valuable but in fact don’t really amount to anything in time. fancy cars, clothes, and other accessories a person needs in life that depreciate over the years.
person a: man, you see that new cadillac ol’ boy just copped?

person b: yeah, but you know him, he’s all about the short cheese.

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