short dick surprise
when an individual is provided with an external stimulus or situation that the individual does not want.
it is similar to a) suddenly finding that you have a shorter p-n-s than previously (perhaps after swimming)
b) when a love removes his trousers and has a really short p-n-s
“marcus has to work on the weekend! that’s awful.”
“he sure does. he gets a lot of short d-ck surprises like that.”
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