short dick syndrome
inappropriately venting negative emotions in scenarios in which one with an average p-n-s length would easily handle
a condition of most eighth graders and many nineth graders short d-ck syndrome is incurable: you either have good d-ck genes or weak d-ck genes
the desire to frequently m-st-rb-t- will increase with short d-ck syndrome as there is almost zero chance of s-xual experience. if there is a first it will be the last as word will spread quickly
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