short dick


to fully or partially cut off someone’s p-n-s with a dull b-tter knife to get things going. doing what it takes to light a fire under some dumb c-nt’s -ss. often used as a pedagogical aid on the job.
“private pyle, i will motivate you, if i have to short d-ck every cannibal in the congo.”

— r. lee ermey

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to intimidate. to frighten. to scare someone so badly, their d-ck retreats into itself.
“there isn’t one jack off in this entire bar that can short-d-ck me. wanna try? let’s go outside, motherf-cker!”
a verb that describes a poor attempt in any sport or game which requires shooting or aiming at a target, in which the player’s try fails embarr-ssingly far in front of the goal, calling the player’s masculinity and endowment into question.
“sh-t! if jeff hadn’t shortd-ck his last shot, we could have won the beer pong tournament!
a d-ck that is very small, and is common to belong to an asian person
w-ng is 2in… he has a short d-ck

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