Short Fuck


when two midgets mate and they produce a fertile offspring that is a s-xual then has to mate with its self
jeff “have you seen the midgets”
jim “nah i think there short f-cking”
3 months later

steve (the guy midget) “oh honey i think my water broke”
brit (the girl midget) “oh sh-t we have to go to the hospital”

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