short guy
a guy who is under average height, normally under 5’2. but is the most frickin awesomest person who ever lived, all the girls love him because he is so cute. he is the coolest, funniest, hottest, and most loved of all people on the entire planet.
girl 1: wow did you see that cute guy over there?
girl 2: yea that’s definately a short guy, but he is mine
girl 1: wow i wish i could have a short guy
girl 2: o you poor thing you must get one
a male usually 5’6 or under. at one time in history it was considered okay to be 5’4 – 5’6. nowadays its abnormal and unattractive to females. doesn’t matter if your good looking or nice, short guys usually have to struggle when finding a female who will actually give them a chance in a crowd of tall males. soon to be extinct.
girl #1: “how about that short guy?”
girl #2: “hes cute…but too short.”
girl #1: “what about that other guy?”
girl #2: “hes kinda ugly but very tall….i think im gonna have s-x with him!”
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