Short notice dick


unexpectedly seeing someone’s p-n-s, not having prior notice or time to process
i was walking down the street and one of the neighbors kids lost a bet & had to run around naked, short notice d-ck was corrupting my eyes, i didn’t mean to look i swear
unexpectedly seeing someone’s p-n-s, not having prior notice or time to process
i was walking down the street and one of the neighbors kids lost a bet & had to run around naked, short notice d-ck was corrupting my eyes, i didn’t mean to look i swear

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