short of the long
the short version of a long answer. when you don’t want to give the long details for whatever reason.
when you just want the basic facts, not the war & peace, x-tra long, version of the story, or someone’s answer.
david:” hey jeff, how’d it go with marcela this weekend?”
jeff: “the short of the long….touchdown!”
jeff:” hey david, do you have any beer left?”
david:” well…i was gonna go to the liquor store, then kim called me…and you know she has a nice…”
jeff:” dude….the short of the long…”
daid:” sorry, man.”
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