Short people
these people are the ones considered vertically challenged. they have many uses. they can be advantageous in certain sports, and can also be used as armrests.
short people are normally under 5’5, it can vary due to regional height averages. these people are not to be confused with midgets, as they are much much shorter.
wow, there are so many short people around me! do you think they’ll mind it if i use them as an armrest?
having a reason to live
good at reaching behind ovens
could easily defeat the whole swedish army
popular song:”shortpeople got no reason, no reason to live”
man: “that song is whack shortpeople have a way better
reason to live than those f–cking swedes”
woman: “yeah i guess your right short people are cool”
certain people who’s main attack is to jump up and bight your ankles. i’m not talking about slightly short or on the little side, i mean f-cking short people.
short people generally have big hair and big personalities, to make up for their lack of height.
tall people: i’m average and dull.
short people: i’m smart and sp-nky to make for my lack of a lower body. it’s weird ’cause my torso’s pretty normal.
kristin is a small person.
kristin likes to order from the kids menu at red lobster.
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