Short Pump
1. a part of the west end of richmond, virginia generally synonymous with shopping or going to see a movie.
2. the place where broad street becomes the only eight lane road in richmond that isn’t a highway.
guy 1: so what are you doing this afternoon?
guy 2: i’m going to short pump to see a movie.
guy 1: dude, same, i’m going to short pump too, except to go to the mall with my girlfriend.
guy 2: sweet, maybe you and she can come over to mcalister’s after y’all are done over at the mall.
princ-p-l: why were you late to school today?
boy: traffic
princ-p-l: that’s not a good enough reason.
boy: i live in short pump. you try getting on 64 during rush hour.
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