short yardage package
a group of three or more women who weigh more than 250 pounds each. this a reference to american football where lighter offensive players are replaced by heavier ones to push the defense back to gain two or fewer yards. for example, two wide receivers and a slot back are replaced by a much heavier squad of two tight ends and a fullback.
“did you see the short yardage package at the custard shop? those three women could push the raven’s defense back six yards!”
“we better get to the all you can eat buffet before the rushie and her two friends get there. that short yardage package will eat up everything”
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