short zone
the area adjacent to the friend zone where a guy has no chance because he is shorter than she is. this is worse than being in the friend zone because, unless you can still grow, you have no hope of moving out of the short zone. guys in the short zone must resort to the nice guy role, the acquaintance role, or just set up their tall friends. good luck to all of you in the short zone we feel for you.
me: “hey, who was that? did you get things going with her?”
friend: “no, she’s 6’. she short zoned me before i talked to her.”
the area adjacent to the friend zone where a guy has no chance because he is shorter than she is. this is worse than being in the friend zone because, unless you can still grow, you have no hope of moving out of the short zone. guys in the short zone must resort to the nice guy role, the acquaintance role, or just set up their tall friends. good luck to all of you in the short zone we feel for you.
me: “hey, who was that? did you get things going with her?”
friend: “no, she’s 6 feet. she short zoned me before i walked up.”
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