Shortarse


a person who is short in stature and is a complete and utter -rs-!
see nick williams for an example.
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a man of short stature, one who suffers from short man syndrome sometimes also heard as short–ss
“i won’t be seeing him again the short–rs-.”
not quite midgets, not just short, but arrestingly diminutive (5′ -5’5”). alternatively funny/ pathetic when confronted with a tall girl (above 5’8”) in a bar or club.

frequenters of chain pubs and bars in provinical and coastal city centres.
sindy: hey, babs, look at that little bloke with the popped collar chatting up your sister.

barbie : he’s having trouble looking her in the eye. wait, they’re coming over.

sindy: don’t stand up or you’ll make him feel like a right short -rs-.
some one with really short legs
that kev’s a bit of a short -rs-
someone whome lacks height due to being r-t-rded….
lee and stacey are short–rs-s

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