Shortbloke


a repugnant individual lacking in financial stability and physical stature. common attributes include aggression, intolerance of others, frugal or ‘stingy’ approach to money and personal property, general reluctance to repay debts, over consumption of food and alcoholic beverages, and a general negative outlook towards life.
friend: ‘hey shortbloke, i’ll give you the $5 back tomorrow’ … shortbloke: ‘actually, it’s $5.10 you owe me’

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