shorth
shorth (noun): the noun form of short; opposite of length.
see also: coolth
“as soon as andrea arrived at the dance, the shorth of her dress became the conversation point of the night.”
“trevor’s shorth had always embarr-ssed him; he was dwarved by most of his peers.”
1. a person taking both a shower and a bath at the same time.
2. when the drain to your bathtub isn’t working, so when your taking a shower the water in the tub fills up.
3. an easy way to clean your feet while taking a shower.
i took a long shorth after my exercise.
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