shortly
the biggest lie tumblr ever told.
we’ll be back shortly.
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a word tumblr staff likes to use, meaning forever.
we’ll be back shortly.
aka ; we’ll be back in three days , haha b-tch you’re forever alone.
defined by michael houlette shortly is defined by exactly 2 mins and 34 seconds.
i will be back shortly.
euphymism for long/never
“we will get this to you shortly”
(suckers, little do they know, i’m going to go tee-off and maybe hit up a strip club before starting on it)
(from gaga’s perspective)
when gaga puts the word ‘shortly’ in a tweet, it means don’t count on seeing it for a loooong time. 🙂
gotta love her. she’s fashionably latey gaga. 😉
latest tweet
‘posting a special video of me on the ellen ball shortly, with a surprise addition.’
time of tweet: 11 hours ago
under order of the courts shortly equates to a period of time no less then 24 hours
i will handle your issue shortly
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