Shorts hero
when someone attepmts to be a martyr by wearing shorts in very cold weather, and makes sure everyone hears about it.
guy 1: man, it’s really cold outside.
zach the shorts hero: dude, it’s not that bad, i’m wearing shorts.
guy 1: zach, stop being a shorts hero.
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